Reality Pest

CHECK YOURSELF
CHECK
CHECK
TESTING 1 2 TESTING

(is this thing on)
(is this on?

this microphone is recording my voice. this microphone is recording all voices.
hello club. i am speaking through a microphone, which is recording my voice and putting it onto the internet::
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now i am here to tell you something about lucid dreaming, well, basically it is a lucid dreaming exercise that i have been practicing.
in a book i am reading by stephen something PHD!!!!!!! he talks about how it will be hard to remember that you are dreaming if you are not so good at remembering to do other things during the day.
i am not very good at remembering to do things during the day.

he gives a series of little reality check times that you might wanna use to say, look at a watch (DIGITAL) to make sure it is operating normally or read a little slip of paper you might make that says "am i dreaming?". there is a lot more that i can tell you, but i am in a rush, and the internet is made for speed. if you can train yr memory to remember to check whether or not you are dreaming, then you will be better at remembering to check yr state in the dream (i basically already said that). i prefer communicating with my eyes.

anyway, here are some things to get started, daily markers to check yr state. i am also going to get a watch that beeps to remind me to breathe and check my state every hour.
THE INTERNET PUBLISHES EVERYBODY!

Check yr state every time these events happen during the day. only pay attention to the goals for that day. if you remember on the first instance, you are successful. if you forget on the first instance, you have missed for that day. keep doing this week after week until you are hitting all of yr marks. i keep track of my success (which is admittedly pretty poor so far) in my dream journal.

CHECK YOUR STATE WHEN:

Monday:
You write something
You feel pain
You hear someone say your name
you take a drink

Tuesday:
when you see a traffic light
hear music
throw something in the garbage
hear laughter

Wednesday:
Turn on the tv/radio/computer
see a vegetable
see a red car
touch money

Thursday:
check the time
read
daydream
hear a phone ring

Friday:
open a door
see a bird
use the toilet after noon
see the stars

Saturday:
put a key in a lock
see an ad
eat after breakfast
see a bike

Sunday:
see a pet or animal
look at your face in mirror
turn on a light
see a flower

OK CYA!
peace love recycle
ride trains and bikes
be cool
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love timmy